Murder Suspect Speaks Out

Last week a murder occurred, it made headlines across the United States and rivaled the fame of the Manson Family slayings. Everyone has seen the pictures and heard the reports but Cougar channel 65 news got the first interview with the police’s prime suspect. Yesterday we met with a Mrs. Left H. Phone the wife and best friend of both victims in this grizzly murder. She contacted us because she would like to get her story out and we accepted.
We started out our conversation with a mere introduction and then the real interview took place. Mr. Left H. Phone gave us the map that lead to the “X” that marks the spot in this larger than life murder mystery. We first asked the million dollar question, where were you the night of the murder. Her response, “I was across town getting my music fix from a Mr. Jorge Sanchez.” Which brought up the next question, how long have you been on music? She explained that it’s a nasty habit and that it makes her do things she never thought she would, and that she’s been addicted for about 4 years. Their family friend Mr. Apple Pod, the other victim in the murder, was their supplier. Police believe the music may be a key in the murder. After Mrs. Phone supplied us with a flimsy alibi we asked the other question on every Americans mind, if you didn’t kill Mr. H. Phone and Apple Pod what happened? She thought for a second then replied,” I believe it was one big mishap, my husband was a drunken brute most of the time so he probably got tipsy, tripped, and got caught on the cloths line which then strangled him. As for Mr. Pod he was probably on 3 or 4 gigs of music by then tripped and fell on the wine bottle that punctured his lungs 50 times.” This lead me to ask she knew details about the murders only the police have access to? Mrs. H. Phone seemed flustered and said with unease this interview is over and stormed out.
It still seems there is more to learn about the grisly murders that occurred last week and about the main suspect Mrs. H. Phone. This interview with Cougar channel 65 news seemed to bring up more questions than it answered; why did Mrs. Phone have a prepared perfect answer for every question, why does she have no evidence to back up her alibi, and how does she know intricate details of the murder not released to the public.